I was getting kind of itred of lookng at the contest journal, so I think that it would be a good time as any to post up something funny...
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I was trawling around on the inter-webs and I found my friend's myspace...
He had this in his blog:
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TOP 10 REASONS A GiRL SHOULD DATE A BASEALL PLAYER
1. we have great hands
2. we are looking to score no matter what base we`re on
3. we have tremendous endurance
4. we always use a GLOVE
5. we dont stop until the job is done, and there is always extra innings
6. we train hard to not strike out
7. we make sure to touch every base carefully, and correctly
8. we dont mind diving face first into the grass
9. we take the extra base if we can get it
10. we slide into home really HARD!!
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This prompted me to look for the top ten reasons for other sports...
I'm dedicating this journal to that...
if you have any other reasons or any sports you want me to try and look for, just let me know...
Here are some of the other ones that I found...
I am not the one who came up with these, I just found them...
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Top 10 Reasons to Date A Football Player
1. They always go for who they want
2. They never lose their grip
3. They hit hard
4. They can always go the distance
5. After they score they go for more
6. They always wear protective gear
7. They go for a full four quarters, sometimes more
8. They never give up even when the score is against them
9. They can play offense or defense
10. They are all big
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Top Reasons To Date a Soccer Player
1. We have the right touch.
2. We are used to scoring.
3. We can go in soft or hard.
4. We will make you scream for more.
5. Sweating is no problem.
6. Skill is definite.
7. We will play anywhere and anytime.
8. We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions.
9. We have tremendous stamina & endurance.
10. We always are on the top.
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Top 10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls
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Top Ten Reasons to date a Lacrosse Player
1. they know how to handle ‘balls’
2. they have great ’stick’ control
3. they always want to score
4. they wear goggles just in case they have to take a shot to the face.
5. they have no limits or boundaries as to where you can go.
6. they love to double team and sometimes triple
7. they’ll always give u a good work out.
8. they usually wear nothing under their skirts.
9. they keep it going for 60 minutes.
10. they do it in 12 different positions.
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Top 10 Reasons to date a cricket player!!
1. We always wear protection.
2. Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring
3. Once we get in you'll be hit for six
4. We look for gaps and play into them.
5. We are capable of pulling anything.
6. We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required
7. We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square.
8. If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers.
9. We try to avoid "spraying it"
10. We can go on and on and on for many days!!!
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Top 10 Reasons To Date a Swimmer (Oh god shoot me now!!!)
1. They are always half naked. It wont take that long to get swimmers undresesed.
2. They are always wet and ready to go fast.
3. They are always clean.
4. They are experts at putting on rubber. Swimmers prefer latex on head.
5. They may get tired but never stop in the middle.
6. They are always ready to dip in.
7. They are ready to go on command.
8. They can do it 4 different ways.
9. They are used to wearing next to nothing in front of people.
10. They start fast, stay strong, and finish hard.
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Top Ten Reasons to Date a Wrestler
10. Can score from any position
9. They come in all sizes, shapes, and lengths
8. Know what riding time is
7. Great hips
6. Penetration is an important part of their sport
5. Knows when to push and pull
4. Endurance, Endurance, Endurance...
3. Can go three full periods
2.They will eat anything
1. Goes hard from start to finish
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ToP 10 REASoNS To DATE A WATER PoLo PLAYER
1.We have great ball handling skills
2.We're always wet
3.We only use violence if dragged under
4.Cheering makes us push harder
5.When we hear "DRIVE" we automayically rotate into different positions
6.We prefer to do it in groups
7.We do it in multiple formations
8.Afterwards there's always a shower
9.We wear the rubber
10.We go for an hour and a half without any breaks
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